Summer Sales Are Coming Soon
There are lots of emails you don’t want to open:
- Re: Your Child’s Recent Behavior
- Re: I.R.S. Final Notice
- Your Dog Is In Our Yard Again
- We Need to Talk
- Fw: Fw: Fw: Your Aunt Knows What the Government’s REALLY Up To
But OUR emails aren’t like that. Ours save you money on some of the world’s most trusted homeschooling resources.
This summer, we’ll have a series of week-long sales with deep savings on History, Math, Grammar, Phonics, Writing, Classic Literature, and more!
And of course, they all feature our famous Well-Trained Mind wit, with a guaranteed 2 scoops of jokes in the fine print of every email.*
These sales begin in June, so get ready to save!
Well-Trained Mind Press: Your Trusted Guide Through the Wilds of Education.
*Nit-picky legal language that our lawyer made us include: sale prices are only good while supplies last, and cannot be combined with other coupons or discount codes. We do not accept payment via Dogecoin, and please stop offering to send us your kids. Jokes are packaged by weight, not by volume, and so the email may not appear to be packed full of jokes; but maybe they’re there and you just don’t get them. There’s no shame in that; our humor works at a very high level. |